December 2011
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Dec 25th
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April 2011
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consultingasshole asked: JORDAN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Robert Sean Leonard shall be bringing you birthday tacos tonight, don't forget to leave the key under the door mat. Have a great day!
Apr 12th
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Apr 5th
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January 2011
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October 2010
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LAW AND ORDER: APU
In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. ESPECIALLY when committed in the anus. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious acts of of sodomy are members of an elite squad known as the Anal Prolapse Unit. These are their stories.… [You’re welcome]
Oct 23rd
September 2010
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Sep 10th
August 2010
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Self-Indulgence
Your followers might know your favourite tv show, but do they know the basics? Reblog with your answers! Full name: Jordan Gender: Male Age: 27 Birth date: April 11, 1983 Place of birth/Current place of residence: Las Vegas, NV / Provo, UT Heritage: Your Mom’s Religious/Spiritual affiliation: Whatever your Mom’s is (by the way, tell her I said hi). Pets: Dr. Mark Greene and his...
Aug 26th
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Application to be a nin.com moderator
1) What is your name?__________________________ 2) Who is the only “official” member of Nine Inch Nails? a) Richard Patrick b) Marilyn Manson c) Trent Reznor d) John A. Malm, Jr. 3) How much do you love Nine Inch Nails? a) A lot b) A hell of a lot c) I’m an insane fanboy/fangirl d) Trent Reznor is God!!!! 4) Who is your favorite musician to follow on Twitter? a)...
Aug 23rd
apocalyps0 asked: Eh fuck them. You're awesome! :D
Aug 23rd
July 2010
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Anonymous asked: I'm watching you. Braveheart 2, huh? Very fucking funny. You have just showed me WHAT YOU ARE!!!! I DON'T WANT YOU!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU GET RAPED BY A PACK OF TUMBLR'S IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU SHOULD JUST SMILE.......... AND BLOW ME!!!!!! BECAUSE I DESERVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!

-Mel
Jul 23rd
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Jul 18th
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Jul 17th
June 2010
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Jun 2nd
March 2010
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Anonymous asked: Ok you fucking "know it all", which NIN album did their smash hit song 'Head Like A Hole' appear on?
Mar 27th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 21st
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Mar 19th
illneverloseaffection asked: We officially must be wed. I'm not really giving you a choice. Ok hahaha.
Mar 18th
apocalyps0 asked: You're like the new meathead. Just sayin'
Mar 18th
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Mar 16th
illneverloseaffection asked: I'll ask you a question if you ask ME a question. (Hahaha I really don't know where I'm going with this.)
Mar 15th