In memory of the failed 2009 attempt to get #DannyDeVitoFuckVids trending on Twitter.
An old favorite, and surefire ticket to Hell. At least, if I were a lunatic that believed in that sort of thing.
s0mewhat-damaged asked: I saw your unpopular ninpinion about how you wish Nine Inch Nails would get a new lead singer. Was that a joke? You just fucked my mind, sir.
I couldn’t joke about something I hold so dear to my heart. Look, I appreciate that the guy they’ve got now wants to start a family and score Hollywood movies, but Van Halen replaced David Lee Roth during the 80’s, and hell, Aerosmith just about replaced Steven Tyler a couple years ago. I wish Reznor the best but I need a new NIN album.
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Jay Leno, submitted by jordanatkin.
consultingasshole asked: JORDAN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Robert Sean Leonard shall be bringing you birthday tacos tonight, don't forget to leave the key under the door mat. Have a great day!
I’ve got something to look forward to tonight! Thanks for arranging this, Stella. = )
And I thought I was the only one.
Reason #809 why Jordan is awesome.
Reason #810 is that I can walk and chew bubble gum at the same time.
Day 30: Your highs and lows this past month. It’s difficult. I’ve done a lot of good for myself, but listing the negative seems counterproductive. My life is moving in an accelerated direction so there are bound to be mistakes along the way. We learn from those mistakes. It makes us better people.
Day 29: Goals for the next 30 days:
I can’t think that far ahead. I’ve got a lot of stuff lined up to do and I just hope I follow through with everything.
Day 28: Something that you miss.
Going up to Moab, UT with my compadres. It’s unspeakably beautiful there.